plugger = charger

big mailbox = post office

sloppy + ugly = slugly or ugply

I wanted to go to the RAC.

There is a RAC Woman.

“Looks like someone dropped a deuce.”

-A level above, I heard a loud thud and proceeded to say this outloud.

“What about the guy with the really long one?”

-This was said during dinner about emails from guys on Ok cupid.